Tag Archives: photographs

Catshit Crazy

“Are the multiple scrunchies a ranking system for crazy cat ladies? She must be an officer.”—Secondshade

Catshit Crazy

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Good Die Young

But bad design lives forever.

The Good Die Young

Ugly-Pants Alert! Harper’s Bizarre

It’s as if a fashion magazine threw up on her legs. And does Christy Turlington know that her image is being abused in this manner?

This fashion rag is our Specimen of the Week!

Harper's Bizarre

Scandal in the Wind

Never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in.

Scandal in the Wind

Ugly-Pants Alert! You Keep Using That Word

I don’t think it means what you think it means.

We’re ending Stripes Week early in order to start our Fourth of July Weekend Extravaganza tomorrow. She is our Specimen of the Week!

You Keep Using That Word

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Lavender-Headed League

No one told her it’s been dissolved.

Holmes himself couldn’t solve this mystery. This Cumberbitch (yes, it’s a thing) is our Specimen of the Week!

The Lavender-Headed League

Boobclops

A tit for an eye makes the whole world blind.

It’s no contest: Boobclops is our Specimen of the Week!

Boobclops

I Just Hate You, and I Hate Your Ass Face

Literally.

(The reference, of course, is from Waiting for Guffman.)

I Just Hate You, and I Hate Your Ass Face

A Big Dummy for Guy Fawkes Day

May we burn him?

A Big Dummy for Guy Fawkes Day

Ugly-Pants Alert! Easy, Breezy, Not So Beautiful

Cover Girl.

Easy, Breezy, Not So Beautiful