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The Corpse of Punk Rock

“He smells exactly like the corpse of punk rock,” said one commenter when I posted this on Facebook a few years ago. More comments are below the photo.

The Corpse of Punk Rock

I can’t decide where he starts and where he ends. Thank god he doesn’t go for trendy fads. Sad thing is, he’s actually cute.

Don’t those backpack straps chafe on bare skin?

Sorry, dude, I only give out change after the second frost falls.

The double belts make sense—suspenders would interfere with the lines of his backpack straps, and all that metal crap attached to his pants clearly calls for help in keeping the pants in their upright and locked position.

I like the hair. On him, it works. I could never pull it off with such panache.

So retro.

I don’t want to look at this photo for too long, lest my browser catch Hep C.

Sid Vicious’s grandson?

The extras from “Mad Max” called. They want their everything back.

He is trying. So. Hard.

Obviously with a band. Where they went is more of a mystery.

Justin Bieber’s new backup dancers look like rough trade.

Anybody this conformist (and yes, this is conformist behavior—he has made his entire raison d’etre a statement about fitting a demographic) will conform in other ways too. And some day, he WILL conform in other ways—he will be behind a desk selling car insurance, or running an in-store customer service department, wishing some middle manager with bad breath and a cheesy sport coat would get off his back, and some asshole is going to find this photo and circulate it in the company email or on a public website with his name on it.

He does not roll out of bed looking this way. He was not born this way. This is a major project. And I can’t help but think the objective is to be noticed. So, I’m noticing.

The statement is all like “Look At Me, DAMMIT! Acknowledge my EXISTENCE!”

This is a good old British tradition. We *all* have to pass through this stage until we settle on “Tweed-on-top-leather-knickers-underneath.”

Schmatta, Schmatta, Schmatta

He can’t give it away on Seventh Avenue.

Schmatta, Schmatta, Schmatta

Ugly-Pants Poll! Versailles Called, Part III

See the previous installations in the new category!

Versailles Called, Part III
Who wore it better?

Exhibit A: It Thought Rick James Was Dead

(Thanks to Secondshade for this caption.)

Versailles Called, Part III, Exhibit A


Exhibit B: It’s Appalled by the Fake Gucci Bag

Versailles Called, Part III, Exhibit B

Give Peace a Chance

Our Fourth of July extravaganza comes to a close with this curious juxtaposition, which serves as an allegory: excessive patriotism often turns ugly and hampers those who would bring peace.

I might be reaching here.

Give Peace a Chance

Get Thee to a Nunnery

“She’s sending mixed signals, like a nun who spreads her legs. Is she Rainbow Brite or goth?”—Secondshade

I’ve seen her three times (scroll down). I wouldn’t have known it was the same person if not for that horrendous backpack; the multiple appearances of the boyfriend (with his own black JanSport backpack) and the similarity among her outfits confirm her identity. For her sheer pertinacity, I have to name her our Specimen of the Week!

Get Thee to a Nunnery 1

Get Thee to a Nunnery 2

Get Thee to a Nunnery 3