Tag Archives: patchwork

I Heard It in the Wind, and I Saw It in the Sky

I thought it was the end.
I thought it was the Fourth of July.

Thanks go to Ashley, who found this apocalyptic figure on April 15. Tomorrow we resume our normal round of Themes.

I Heard It in the Wind, and I Saw It in the Sky

Ugly-Pants Alert! She’ll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

Her back is broad, but it’s a’ hurtin.

She'll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

Ugly-Pants Alert! Tomato, Tomahto

Let’s call the whole thing off.

This fruiting body is our Specimen of the Week! Thanks go to Beverly, who found her at Wegmans supermarket.

Tomato, Tomahto

Fairy Tales Can Come True, It Can Happen to You

You’re never too old to be a hipster.

Fairy Tales Can Come True, It Can Happen to You

The Ninth Day of Fugmas: O Come All Ye Fake Blondes

Mindless and pretentious.
O come ye, o come ye to SantaCon.

O Come All Ye Fake Blondes

The Eighth Day of Fugmas: Auld Lang Sin

Happy New Year.

Auld Lang Sin

It’s Too Bad That Regretsy Is Gone

She would have made a great poster child.

It's Too Bad That Regretsy Is Gone

Ugly-Pants Alert! Unconscious Coupling

As in, I’d like to render them both unconscious.

Unconscious Coupling

Ugly-Pants Alert! Throwing Caution to the Wind

I wonder how much lift she could get off these pants.

Throwing Caution to the Wind