Tag Archives: paisley

Have Thong—Will Travel

“Her ass looks like it’s sinking to mid-thigh. And of course she’s got a scooter. A cooter scooter.”—Secondshade

Scroll down to see the scooter. This panty paladin is our Specimen of the Week!

Have Thong—Will Travel 1

Have Thong—Will Travel 2

Modigliani’s Nightmare

Sadness in the Rain.

Modigliani's Nightmare

Dracarys

Burn the jacket and the shirt.

Dracarys

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Booty in Boteh

It was a tough choice among several qualified candidates, but this one best exemplifies the horrors to which paisley (boteh) can be put. She is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts the Booty in Boteh

Ugly-Pants Alert! Flagella

She should flagellate herself.

Flagella

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pearl Necklaces

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Pearl Necklaces

Acid Rain

She’d have to be on something.

Acid Rain

Ugly-Pants Alert! Your Top It Was Apricot

You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.

Your Top It Was Apricot