Tag Archives: one piece

Dog Day Afternoon

I don’t always remember the circumstances surrounding a photograph, but the clock reminds me about this one. I was on my lunch break, heading for the park, when I saw this woman coming towards me. Once she passed, I waited a respectable amount of time before turning around. By then, a crowd had gotten between us, so I had to hustle. See what I do for you people?

Dog Day Afternoon

No Size Fits All

“I found this at Old Navy,” writes Ashley. “I don’t know what the hell to call it, but they have the nerve to want $50 for it! This particular one was an extra large, but the one behind it was an extra small and I couldn’t tell the difference.”

No Size Fits All

Might As Well Jump

She can parachute to safety, and searchers won’t fail to spot her.

She is our Specimen of the Week!

Might As Well Jump

Mental Blocks

“What is this, Tetris bitch?”—Secondshade

Mental Blocks

Sight Gag

As in, I’m gagging at the sight of that jumpsuit.

These sightseers lead us into our Theme of the Week: Geometric and Abstract Patterns!

Sight Gag

Triple Bypass

As in, you’d be wise to bypass all three of these hoes.

Triple Bypass

Floral Flotsam, Part VIII—Tropical Edition

The days are turning colder, but we can dream of warmer climes. Entries 56 through 65 of Floral Flotsam feature tropical patterns. See more Flotsam here.

Floral Flotsam 56

Floral Flotsam 57

Floral Flotsam 58

Floral Flotsam 59

Floral Flotsam 60

Floral Flotsam 61

Floral Flotsam 62

Floral Flotsam 63

Floral Flotsam 64

Floral Flotsam 65

A Whole Lot of Horrid Is What She’ll Be Bringin’

“It looks like a 70s rumpus room exploded on her ass.”—Secondshade

A Whole Lot of Horrid Is What She'll Be Bringin'

She Met Her Match

And dressed him in coordinating colors.

She Met Her Match