Tag Archives: Old Glory

I Heard It in the Wind, and I Saw It in the Sky

I thought it was the end.
I thought it was the Fourth of July.

Thanks go to Ashley, who found this apocalyptic figure on April 15. Tomorrow we resume our normal round of Themes.

I Heard It in the Wind, and I Saw It in the Sky

Ugly-Pants Alert! Whose Broad Stripes and Bright Stars, Part II

These leggings are nothing new, but she took the patriotism up a notch with the scarf around her ass.

Happy Fourth of July!

Whose Broad Stripes and Bright Stars, Part II

Living in America

Hand to hand, station to station.

Our Independence Day celebration will go through tomorrow evening.

Living in America

Ugly-Pants Alert! Give Me Your Tired, Your Sore

Your huddled asses yearning to breathe free.

We conclude our Fourth of July Weekend Extravaganza with this flagging specimen and her companion. I feel as glum as she looks, thinking about having to go back to work tomorrow.

Give Me Your Tired, Your Sore

Independence-Day Poll! Yankee Doodle Boys

Yankee Doodle Boys
Who is more patriotic?

Exhibit A: For Spacious Skies

Yankee Doodle Boys, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: A More Perfect Onion

Yankee Doodle Boys, Exhibit B

Ugly-Pants Alert! Cousin Samantha

“Uncle Sam’s idiot niece.”—Secondshade

Cousin Samantha

American Gigolo

He’s here for you, ladies.

Have a happy Fourth of July! (Once you get over your nausea, that is.)

American Gigolo

Ugly-Pants Alert! American Woman

Stay away from me.

Thus we begin our Fourth of July Weekend Extravaganza!

American Woman

Ugly-Pants Alert! Ungrateful Dead

Sugar magnolia, blossoms blooming, head’s all empty, and I don’t care.

Ungrateful Dead