Tag Archives: National Museum of the American Indian

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Wow in Powwow

Another pattern abuser photographed outside the National Museum of the American Indian.

She Puts the Wow in Powwow

Geometric Flotsam

Our newest subcategory of Flotsam will present geometric and abstract patterns. Entries one through ten are below. See other Flotsam here.

Geometric Flotsam 1

Geometric Flotsam 2

Geometric Flotsam 3

Geometric Flotsam 4

Geometric Flotsam 5

Geometric Flotsam 6

Geometric Flotsam 7

Geometric Flotsam 8

Geometric Flotsam 9

Geometric Flotsam 10

Ugly-Pants Poll! Holy Guacamole!

The pattern we saw on this fruitcake is, I’m sorry to say, gaining popularity.

Holy Guacamole!
Who wore it best?

Exhibit A: Froot Loops

Holy Guacamole!, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: Cultural Insensitivity

(At the National Museum of the American Indian)

Holy Guacamole!, Exhibit B

 

Exhibit C: Pattern of Criminality

Holy Guacamole!, Exhibit C

 

Exhibit D: Off-Color Joke

Holy Guacamole!, Exhibit D

Ugly-Pants Alert! Fine Feathers Make Fugly Pants

Aptly, she was pointing to the National Museum of the American Indian. I’m a little worried that she wore these pants specially for her visit. (Scroll down for close-up of the pattern.)

This week, we’ll be studying horrific adaptions of Native American and Southwestern designs.

Fine Feathers Make Fugly Pants

Fine Feathers Make Fugly Pants, Close-Up