Tag Archives: mismatched seam

Ugly-Pants Alert! Tomato, Tomahto

Let’s call the whole thing off.

This fruiting body is our Specimen of the Week! Thanks go to Beverly, who found her at Wegmans supermarket.

Tomato, Tomahto

Ugly-Pants Alert! Any Way You Slice It

The cheese still stinks.

Any Way You Slice It

Ugly-Pants Alert! Fair Flowers That Are Not Gather’d in Their Prime

Rot and consume themselves in little time.

Fair Flowers That Are Not Gather'd in Their Prime

Ugly-Pants Alert! Hot Town, Summer in the City

Back of her pants looking gaudy and shitty.

Hot Town, Summer in the City

Floral Flotsam, Part XI—Another Black-and-White Edition

We return to a black-and-white motif for entries 86 through 90 in our Floral Flotsam category. See more Flotsam here.

Floral Flotsam 86

Floral Flotsam 87

Floral Flotsam 88

Floral Flotsam 89

Floral Flotsam 90

Ugly-Pants Alert! Unlucky Star

Her ass has gone supernova.

Unlucky Star