Tag Archives: mismatched seam

Ugly-Pants Alert! Help Point

I think it’s too late.

Thus we begin our Theme of the Week: Splotches!

Help Point

Have Thong—Will Travel

“Her ass looks like it’s sinking to mid-thigh. And of course she’s got a scooter. A cooter scooter.”—Secondshade

Scroll down to see the scooter. This panty paladin is our Specimen of the Week!

Have Thong—Will Travel 1

Have Thong—Will Travel 2

Ugly-Pants Alert! Shiny Happy Person

Put it in the ground where the flowers grow.

Shiny Happy Person

Ugly-Pants Alert! Perky Jerky

Not so perky, but definitely jerky.

This quirky shopper is our Specimen of the Week!

Perky Jerky

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

“She’s a one-woman Meet the Feebles.”—Secondshade

This mistress of puppets is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

Ugly-Pants Alert! In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Between the diamonds, row on row.

We break from our regularly scheduled Theme to wish our American readers a Happy Memorial Day.

In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Ugly-Pants Alert! Static Cling

In more ways than one.

This electrifying specimen jump-starts our Theme of the Week: Stripes!

Static Cling

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pearl Necklaces

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Pearl Necklaces

Ugly-Pants Alert! Bandanarama, Part III

An ass is a terrible thing to waste.

Bandanarama is now its own category!

Bandanarama, Part III