Tag Archives: Michael Palin

Nobody Expects the Spanish Hipster Douchebag

His chief weapon is surprise … surprise and fear.… His two weapons are surprise and fear … and ruthless efficiency.… His three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency … and an almost fanatical devotion to manbags.

Nobody Expects the Spanish Hipster Douchebag

Ugly-Leggings Poll! Applicants to the Ministry of Silly Walks

Applicants to the Ministry of Silly Walks
Which one deserves the government grant?

(About the Ministry.)

Applicant A: Doesn’t Swing Her Arms When She Walks

Ministry of Silly Walks, Applicant A

 

Applicant B: Doin’ the Pigeon

Ministry of Silly Walks, Applicant B