Tag Archives: maze

It’s Complicated

Even Theseus couldn’t find his way out of this maze.

It's Complicated

Nobody Expects the Spanish Hipster Douchebag

His chief weapon is surprise … surprise and fear.… His two weapons are surprise and fear … and ruthless efficiency.… His three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency … and an almost fanatical devotion to manbags.

Nobody Expects the Spanish Hipster Douchebag

Renoir’s Nightmare

Pimps and Hoes in a Garden.

Dump and Dumper, the Oprah-Moth Assbaby, and What’s Your Sign made a good showing, but I declare these artful characters to be our Specimens of the Week!

Renoir's Nightmare

Ugly-Pants Alert! Does This Labyrinth Make Me Look Fat?

“Algernon is somewhere on that maze of a textile.”—Snapper

Does This Labyrinth Make Me Look Fat?