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Living in America

Hand to hand, station to station.

Our Independence Day celebration will go through tomorrow evening.

Living in America

Bad Squashes Make Bad Neighbors

“I had the misfortune of being in the same subway car as my preppy douchebag neighbor (the male half of the couple who put out the ugly squashes—the female is tiny and precious),” writes Miss Diagnoses. “I’m not sure if his faux lumberjack look is atrocious enough for FSOF, but I figured I’d send it anyway. I love the rolled up jeans, and I think he bought his boots beat up like that.”

Oh, it’s plenty atrocious. This manspreading lumbersexual launches our Theme of the Week: Plaid and Check Patterns!

Bad Squashes Make Bad Neighbors

He Puts the Ass in the Assumption

I guess when you’re in with the Virgin Mary (scroll down to see the shirt), you’re entitled to be a manspreading douche.

He Puts the Ass in the Assumption 1

He Puts the Ass in the Assumption 2