And bad patterns.
Tag Archives: luggage
No Fucks Given
“What is she, fuzzbitch? With a bag like she traveled from Nofuckistan.”—Secondshade
This fuzzy fuckless fiasco is our Specimen of the Week!
Bad Squashes Make Bad Neighbors
“I had the misfortune of being in the same subway car as my preppy douchebag neighbor (the male half of the couple who put out the ugly squashes—the female is tiny and precious),” writes Miss Diagnoses. “I’m not sure if his faux lumberjack look is atrocious enough for FSOF, but I figured I’d send it anyway. I love the rolled up jeans, and I think he bought his boots beat up like that.”
Oh, it’s plenty atrocious. This manspreading lumbersexual launches our Theme of the Week: Plaid and Check Patterns!
Ugly-Pants Alert! A Mighty Woman with a Torch
And a less mighty woman with baggage.
Wall Street Collapse
Looks like we’re headed for a prolonged slump.
This ruin is our Specimen of the Week!
Floozy Flotsam, Part II—Black Bra Edition
Entries 11 through 20 in Floozy Flotsam sport black bras in inappropriate ways. See more Flotsam here.
Note his popped collar.
I saved the best for last.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Ginger Ail
Poor Brenda Starr.
Ugly-Pants Alert! The Elephant in the Room
Ganesha should come down and smite her.
Thus we trumpet our Theme of the Week: Pictures and Illustrations!
The Tenth Day of Fugmas: She Knows If You’ve Been Bad or Good
“Ghetto Krampus.”—Secondshade
Robin Hood Called
He said to keep the tights.