Tag Archives: luggage

No Fucks Given

“What is she, fuzzbitch? With a bag like she traveled from Nofuckistan.”—Secondshade

This fuzzy fuckless fiasco is our Specimen of the Week!

No Fucks Given

Bad Squashes Make Bad Neighbors

“I had the misfortune of being in the same subway car as my preppy douchebag neighbor (the male half of the couple who put out the ugly squashes—the female is tiny and precious),” writes Miss Diagnoses. “I’m not sure if his faux lumberjack look is atrocious enough for FSOF, but I figured I’d send it anyway. I love the rolled up jeans, and I think he bought his boots beat up like that.”

Oh, it’s plenty atrocious. This manspreading lumbersexual launches our Theme of the Week: Plaid and Check Patterns!

Bad Squashes Make Bad Neighbors

Ugly-Pants Alert! A Mighty Woman with a Torch

And a less mighty woman with baggage.

A Mighty Woman with a Torch

Wall Street Collapse

Looks like we’re headed for a prolonged slump.

This ruin is our Specimen of the Week!

Wall Street Collapse

Floozy Flotsam, Part II—Black Bra Edition

Entries 11 through 20 in Floozy Flotsam sport black bras in inappropriate ways. See more Flotsam here.

Floozy Flotsam 11

Floozy Flotsam 12

Note his popped collar.

Floozy Flotsam 13

Floozy Flotsam 14

Floozy Flotsam 15

Floozy Flotsam 16

Floozy Flotsam 17

Floozy Flotsam 18

Floozy Flotsam 19

I saved the best for last.

Floozy Flotsam 20

Ugly-Pants Alert! Ginger Ail

Poor Brenda Starr.

Ginger Ail

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Elephant in the Room

Ganesha should come down and smite her.

Thus we trumpet our Theme of the Week: Pictures and Illustrations!

The Elephant in the Room

The Tenth Day of Fugmas: She Knows If You’ve Been Bad or Good

“Ghetto Krampus.”—Secondshade

She Knows If You've Been Bad or Good