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Modigliani’s Nightmare

Sadness in the Rain.

Modigliani's Nightmare

Floral Flotsam, Part VII—Another Red Edition

Floral Flotsam once again focuses on the color red. Entries 46 through 55 are below; see more Flotsam here.

Floral Flotsam 46

Floral Flotsam 47

Floral Flotsam 48

Floral Flotsam 49

Floral Flotsam 50

Floral Flotsam 51

Floral Flotsam 52

Floral Flotsam 53

Floral Flotsam 54

Floral Flotsam 55

Ugly-Pants Alert! Harper’s Bizarre

It’s as if a fashion magazine threw up on her legs. And does Christy Turlington know that her image is being abused in this manner?

This fashion rag is our Specimen of the Week!

Harper's Bizarre

Ugly-Pants Alert! Hot Lips Ho-lihan

Reporting for duty.

Hot Lips Ho-lihan

Shade of the Evening

When they reached the door—a tall oval mouth, set in a wall fashioned in the likeness of a human face—the smallest dwarf Dany had ever seen was waiting on the threshold. He stood no higher than her knee, his face pinched and pointed, snoutish, but he was dressed in delicate livery of purple and blue, and his tiny pink hands held a silver tray. Upon it rested a slender crystal glass filled with a thick blue liquid: shade of the evening, the wine of warlocks. “Take and drink,” urged Pyat Pree.

“Will it turn my lips blue?”

“One flute will serve only to unstop your ears and dissolve the caul from off your eyes, so that you may hear and see the truths that will be laid before you.”

—from A Clash of Kings by George R.R. Martin

This variant Daenerys unstops our Theme of the Week: Abuse of Color!

Shade of the Evening


A tit for an eye makes the whole world blind.

It’s no contest: Boobclops is our Specimen of the Week!


I Just Hate You, and I Hate Your Ass Face


(The reference, of course, is from Waiting for Guffman.)

I Just Hate You, and I Hate Your Ass Face

Ugly-Pants Alert! Faunal Flotsam

Like Floral Flotsam, Faunal Flotsam will clear out some old inventory and show specimens that aren’t necessarily bad enough to warrant their own posts. The first ten Faunal entries are below; look for more Flotsam in the coming weeks.

Faunal Flotsam 1

Faunal Flotsam 2

Faunal Flotsam 3

Faunal Flotsam 4

Faunal Flotsam 5

Faunal Flotsam 6

Faunal Flotsam 7

Faunal Flotsam 8

Faunal Flotsam 9

Faunal Flotsam 10