Tag Archives: letters

This Post Has Been Brought to You by the Letter H

Hideous, hilarious, holy shit those are ugly.

This heel kicks off our Theme of the Week: Felonious Footwear!

This Post Has Been Brought to You by the Letter H

Ugly-Pants Alert! Dressed to the Teeth

Literally.

This toothy, but not toothsome, woman is our Specimen of the Week!

Dressed to the Teeth

 

Ugly-Pants Alert! Fox Force Fug

Her specialty is blinding with ugly pants.

Fox Force Fug

Ugly-Pants Alert! Dragging Ass

Literally.

Dragging Ass

This Post Has Been Brought to You by the Letter S

Skanky, slovenly, stupid.

This Post Has Been Brought to You by the Letter S

We Are Two Ladies! Part XVI

We do ladies’ things! Pushing strollers, shopping at Old Navy, wearing short shorts … and shit.
—paraphrasing Emily Howard, rubbish transvestite, Little Britain

(Review more Two Ladies.)

We Are Two Ladies! Part XVI

He’s Talkin’ about X!

I only know that your last name … your last name, X, is a symbol … of which all African Americans, from old Mississippi preachers to the Yankee Stadium bleachers. From the topper down, not the bottom up. Gibbety gibbety. Rat-a-tat-tat. I’m talkin’ about X!

X as in great civil rights leader Malcolm X. X as in five-star Las Vegas hotel Excalibur. X as in X-Files, or the show Extra, which is better than Inside Edition. X as in the movie Exorcist III. X as in the band X, and not the Brand X. The X-Man, Nightcrawler and Colossus. X as in I’ll … take … Charlie … Weaver … to block!

—Darrell Hammond as Jesse Jackson, The Dark Side with Nat X, Saturday Night Live

He's Talkin' about X!

S.V.R.

So very ridiculous.

S.V.R.

Ugly-Pants Alert! Forza

I’m no expert, but I think the average guy’s forza is going to plummet when she walks by.

Forza