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Ugly-Pants Alert! In High Gear

And knee-deep in her own bullshit.

In High Gear

It’s a Dog’s Life!

They say that after living together for many years, a pet and its human will start to resemble one another. We need to rescue this poor dog before the process goes any further.

In the meantime, we’ll name the human our Specimen of the Week!

It's a Dog's Life!

No, No, Nanook

She’s going to the Arctic Circle.
She has packed her Ugg boots purple.
Soon you’ll find her mingling with the throng.

No, No, Nanook

Giant Steps Are What You Take

Walking on the moon.

Giant Steps Are What You Take

Ugly-Pants Alert! “Why Do You Show Me This?… Start, Eyes!”

What, will the line stretch out to the crack of doom?
—from Macbeth, Act IV, Scene I

At times like these, only the words of the Bard can adequately convey our horror. (Scroll down for side view.) This tragedy is our Specimen of the Week!

"Why Do You Show Me This?… Start, Eyes!" photo 1

"Why Do You Show Me This?… Start, Eyes!" photo 2