Tag Archives: leaves

Ugly-Pants Alert! O … Canada

“Even Canadians would disavow that shit,” writes Margaret, who found these on a post dedicated to people who love fall.

Happy Canada Day to our Canadian readers! Our regularly scheduled Theme resumes this evening.

O … Canada

Late Bloomers

“Is she wearing granny panties on her head?”—Secondshade

Late Bloomers

She Begs Your Pardon

She never promised you a rose garden.

She Begs Your Pardon

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Booty in Boteh

It was a tough choice among several qualified candidates, but this one best exemplifies the horrors to which paisley (boteh) can be put. She is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts the Booty in Boteh

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pearl Necklaces

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Pearl Necklaces

Ketchup and Mustard

But unpalatable for all that.

Ketchup and Mustard

Ugly-Pants Alert! Any Way You Slice It

The cheese still stinks.

Any Way You Slice It

One Small Step for [a] Woman

One giant flop for womankind.

At least her friend had the sense to wear a muted outfit with that bold scarf.

One Small Step for [a] Woman