Tag Archives: lavender

Ugly-Pants Alert! Wheels Spinnin’ around My Brain

Driving you insane.

This high roller—as in, you’d have to be high to buy these leggings—is our Color Abuser of the Week!

Wheels Spinnin' around My Brain

Fluff Piece

I would have let her go, but the gloves are too precious.

Fluff Piece

Acid Rain

She’d have to be on something.

Acid Rain

Ketchup and Mustard

But unpalatable for all that.

Ketchup and Mustard

One Small Step for [a] Woman

One giant flop for womankind.

At least her friend had the sense to wear a muted outfit with that bold scarf.

One Small Step for [a] Woman

Ugly-Pants Alert! Lotus Poser

We get it. You do yoga. You’re so much better than we are.

Lotus Poser

Hot Flash in the Pan

“She looks like a menopausal cupcake.”—Secondshade

Hot Flash in the Pan

Ugly-Pants Alert! Moving Violation

Texting while crossing the street is the least of her offenses.

Moving Violation