Tag Archives: khaki green

Ugly-Pants Alert! Ungrateful Dead

Sugar magnolia, blossoms blooming, head’s all empty, and I don’t care.

Ungrateful Dead

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Case of the Missing Dignity

It’s the assbaby of Sherlock Holmes and a box of Smurf-Berry Crunch cereal.

The Case of the Missing Dignity

Ugly-Pants Alert! “Painting Is a State of Being”

Painting is self discovery. Every good artist paints what he is.
—Jackson Pollock, quoted in Conversations with Artists by Selden Rodman

Then every painting this guy has done must look like this. Enjoy our Specimen of the Week.

"Painting Is a State of Being"

This Is Only a Test

If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed to gouge out your eyes.

This Is Only a Test

Floozy Flotsam

Like our other Flotsam categories, Floozy Flotsam will air out specimens that have been gathering dust in my collection. The first ten entries are below; look for more Flotsam in the coming weeks.

Floozy Flotsam 1

Floozy Flotsam 2

Floozy Flotsam 3

Floozy Flotsam 4

Floozy Flotsam 5

Floozy Flotsam 6

(Thanks go to Ashley for the photo below.)

Floozy Flotsam 7

Floozy Flotsam 8

Floozy Flotsam 9

Floozy Flotsam 10

Ugly-Pants Alert! It’s the Great Slumpkin, Charlie Brown

She flies through the air with her bag of Red Bull for all the children.

It's the Great Slumpkin, Charlie Brown