Tag Archives: keys

Modigliani’s Nightmare

Sadness in the Rain.

Modigliani's Nightmare

Ugly-Pants Alert! Festival of Blights

We interrupt our regularly scheduled Theme to present … whatever this is … and to wish our Jewish readers a happy Hanukkah.

Festival of Blights

Ugly-Shorts Poll! Fug Is Long and Plaid Is Short, Part II

Don’t forget to vote in Part I.

Fug Is Long and Plaid Is Short, Part II
Who wore it better?

Exhibit A: The Blueberry Waffler

Fug Is Long and Plaid Is Short, Part II, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: L.L. Bean Curd

Fug Is Long and Plaid Is Short, Part II, Exhibit B

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pants in the Key of Fail

(With apologies to Stevie Wonder, who has the benefit of never having to see pants like these.)

What is this pattern supposed to represent? Tiger stripes? Leopard spots? Peacock feathers? I’m filing this guy under camo, but I’m not sure where he would be camouflaged—maybe in a banana plantation. And really, who needs that many keys?

Pants in the Key of Fail