Tag Archives: jumpsuit

No Size Fits All

“I found this at Old Navy,” writes Ashley. “I don’t know what the hell to call it, but they have the nerve to want $50 for it! This particular one was an extra large, but the one behind it was an extra small and I couldn’t tell the difference.”

No Size Fits All

Might As Well Jump

She can parachute to safety, and searchers won’t fail to spot her.

She is our Specimen of the Week!

Might As Well Jump

Sight Gag

As in, I’m gagging at the sight of that jumpsuit.

These sightseers lead us into our Theme of the Week: Geometric and Abstract Patterns!

Sight Gag

Floral Flotsam, Part VIII—Tropical Edition

The days are turning colder, but we can dream of warmer climes. Entries 56 through 65 of Floral Flotsam feature tropical patterns. See more Flotsam here.

Floral Flotsam 56

Floral Flotsam 57

Floral Flotsam 58

Floral Flotsam 59

Floral Flotsam 60

Floral Flotsam 61

Floral Flotsam 62

Floral Flotsam 63

Floral Flotsam 64

Floral Flotsam 65

A Whole Lot of Horrid Is What She’ll Be Bringin’

“It looks like a 70s rumpus room exploded on her ass.”—Secondshade

A Whole Lot of Horrid Is What She'll Be Bringin'

Faunal Flotsam, Part V—Equine Edition

Entries 36 through 45 in Faunal Flotsam feature zebra print. See more Flotsam here.

Faunal Flotsam 36

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Faunal Flotsam 38

Faunal Flotsam 39

Faunal Flotsam 40

Faunal Flotsam 41

Faunal Flotsam 42

Faunal Flotsam 43

Faunal Flotsam 44

Faunal Flotsam 45

The Taste Is Gonna Move Ya

“It’s like ghetto Juicy Fruit.”—Secondshade

The Taste Is Gonna Move Ya

We Are Two Ladies! Part IX

We do ladies’ things! Bleaching our hair, wearing floral jumpsuits, trawling for dick … and shit.
—paraphrasing Emily Howard, rubbish transvestite, Little Britain

(Jump into more Two Ladies.)

We Are Two Ladies! Part IX