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We Are Two Ladies! Part XVI

We do ladies’ things! Pushing strollers, shopping at Old Navy, wearing short shorts … and shit.
—paraphrasing Emily Howard, rubbish transvestite, Little Britain

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We Are Two Ladies! Part XVI

Legs of Clay

Now before you tell me how mean I am, I’ll say that my thighs aren’t flawlessly smooth—shocking, I know!— but I’m not parading them around in Daisy Dukes. This isn’t a good look for anyone over 12.

Legs of Clay

Triple Bypass

As in, you’d be wise to bypass all three of these hoes.

Triple Bypass

The Scarecrow Called

He wants his gunny sack back.

The Scarecrow Called

Floral Flotsam, Part IV—Pink Edition

Entries 21 through 30 in Floral Flotsam have pink as a predominant color. See more Flotsam here.

Floral Flotsam 21

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49 Problems

But good taste ain’t one.

49 Problems

Daisy, Daisy

Give me your answer, don’t.

Daisy, Daisy