We do ladies’ things! Pushing strollers, shopping at Old Navy, wearing short shorts … and shit.
—paraphrasing Emily Howard, rubbish transvestite, Little Britain
(Review more Two Ladies.)
Now before you tell me how mean I am, I’ll say that my thighs aren’t flawlessly smooth—shocking, I know!— but I’m not parading them around in Daisy Dukes. This isn’t a good look for anyone over 12.
As in, you’d be wise to bypass all three of these hoes.
He wants his gunny sack back.
I think you’re in the wrong place, sweetheart. You should be at the state fair.
Not just for chairs anymore.
Give me your answer, don’t.