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She Comes in Colors Everywhere

She combs her hair.
She’s like a rainbow.

She Comes in Colors Everywhere

Beaming with Pride

We postpone the start of our Theme of the Week to wish our LGBT readers a happy Pride!

Beaming with Pride

Three Dog Day

No joy here.

Three Dog Day

Dinner and a Show

“It appears that her ass is eating her shorts,” writes Ashley. “I can hear the sucking noise from here.”

Happy Valentine’s Day. Whatever your plans or lack thereof, I hope you still have an appetite.

Dinner and a Show

We Are Two Ladies! Part XVI

We do ladies’ things! Pushing strollers, shopping at Old Navy, wearing short shorts … and shit.
—paraphrasing Emily Howard, rubbish transvestite, Little Britain

(Review more Two Ladies.)

We Are Two Ladies! Part XVI

Legs of Clay

Now before you tell me how mean I am, I’ll say that my thighs aren’t flawlessly smooth—shocking, I know!— but I’m not parading them around in Daisy Dukes. This isn’t a good look for anyone over 12.

Legs of Clay