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Ugly-Pants Alert! In High Gear

And knee-deep in her own bullshit.

In High Gear


Here she is! Many of you have read my posts about her on my private Facebook group (please don’t reveal how I know her). As you no doubt recall, her name is a portmanteau word combining dumb and jambalaya, a Cajun dish that’s appropriate because she’s from Louisiana. One of you smart asses in the group came up with it.

I posted this photo on the group’s page some time ago and promised to put it on Fifty Shades of Fail. Here’s what some of you had to say about her:

How many shirts is she wearing?

Perhaps she didn’t get the NYC Fashion Zoning Law #G7814a regarding white tights: “White tights are only allowed to be worn by adults when commuting to the Ailey Studios on W.55th.” The bun doesn’t fool anyone.

White tights are also permissible if you’re four. Not if you have the maturity of a four-year-old, but if you are actually four.

Jesus Christ. She looks like an explosion in the men’s department at Penney’s.

Did she borrow that vest from a highway worker?? You certainly do see her when she is wearing it!


Scandal in the Wind

Never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in.

Scandal in the Wind