Tag Archives: Indian

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Booty in Boteh

It was a tough choice among several qualified candidates, but this one best exemplifies the horrors to which paisley (boteh) can be put. She is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts the Booty in Boteh

Ugly-Pants Alert! Your Top It Was Apricot

You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.

Your Top It Was Apricot

Ugly-Pants Alert! Karma Is a Bitch

If these horrendous interpretations of the wheel of life are any indication.

 Karma Is a Bitch

Ugly-Pants Alert! Indian Takeout, Part II

Another one who needs to take herself back in again. See Part I.

Indian Takeout, Part II

Ugly-Pants Alert! Indian Takeout

She should take her ass back in.

Indian Takeout

Ugly-Pants Alert! If I’d Known You Were Coming

I would have thrown the cake away.

If I'd Known You Were Coming

Ugly-Pants Alert! Mood Indigo

She’s giving me the blues.

Mood Indigo

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pachydermatitis

What’s with all the ugly patterns depicting elephants? Haven’t these magnificent animals suffered enough?