Tag Archives: human figures

In Her Easter Bonnet

With ugly bow upon it,
She’ll be the weirdest lady in the Tourist Parade.

Our Theme of the Week starts tomorrow.

In Her Easter Bonnet

Ugly-Pants Alert! Ugg-Ugg-a-Drug

Betty Boop’s trippin’.


Ugly-Pants Alert! Harper’s Bizarre

It’s as if a fashion magazine threw up on her legs. And does Christy Turlington know that her image is being abused in this manner?

This fashion rag is our Specimen of the Week!

Harper's Bizarre

He’s Talkin’ about X!

I only know that your last name … your last name, X, is a symbol … of which all African Americans, from old Mississippi preachers to the Yankee Stadium bleachers. From the topper down, not the bottom up. Gibbety gibbety. Rat-a-tat-tat. I’m talkin’ about X!

X as in great civil rights leader Malcolm X. X as in five-star Las Vegas hotel Excalibur. X as in X-Files, or the show Extra, which is better than Inside Edition. X as in the movie Exorcist III. X as in the band X, and not the Brand X. The X-Man, Nightcrawler and Colossus. X as in I’ll … take … Charlie … Weaver … to block!

—Darrell Hammond as Jesse Jackson, The Dark Side with Nat X, Saturday Night Live

He's Talkin' about X!

Ugly-Pants Alert! You Keep Using That Word

I don’t think it means what you think it means.

We’re ending Stripes Week early in order to start our Fourth of July Weekend Extravaganza tomorrow. She is our Specimen of the Week!

You Keep Using That Word

Ugly-Pants Alert! Not-So-Hot Tamale, Part II

“I don’t go often to the Tamale Kitchen, but when I do, the food is good and the pants are ugly,” remarks Ashley. See Part I.

Not-So-Hot Tamale, Part II

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the O No in Onomatopoeia

Oof. Ugh. Blurgh.

She Puts the O No in Onomatopoeia