Tag Archives: horizontal stripes

Ugly-Pants Alert! You Can’t Judge a Book by Its Cover

But you can make a fairly accurate assumption.

You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover

Ugly-Pants Alert! Watermelon Mojito

But neither sweet nor refreshing.

Watermelon Mojito

Ugly-Pants Alert! Static Cling

In more ways than one.

This electrifying specimen jump-starts our Theme of the Week: Stripes!

Static Cling

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Booty in Boteh

It was a tough choice among several qualified candidates, but this one best exemplifies the horrors to which paisley (boteh) can be put. She is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts the Booty in Boteh

Ugly-Pants Alert! Dressed to the Teeth

Literally.

This toothy, but not toothsome, woman is our Specimen of the Week!

Dressed to the Teeth

 

Ugly-Pants Alert! Geroniho

A stout and colorful figure, and our Specimen of the Week!

Geroniho