Mulder: Wait a minute, Scully. What’s the point of this test?
Scully: No point. I just figured he could stand to lose some weight.
Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
Scully: Yes. It’s like a lava lamp.
—FBI Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, “The Springfield Files,” The Simpsons
WIth these hypnotically dressed tourists, we open our Theme of the Week: The Inexplicable and Unclassifiable!
When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell you, it’s hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they’re getting ready to jab me with something. —Homie the Clown
Thanks to diligent ugly-pants hunter Phil for the photo.