Tag Archives: hippie

She’s Not in the Mood to Be Stared At

She said nothing about being photographed. (Scroll down for rear view.)

Her sign is disingenuous: surely she’s dressing like that to be noticed. How could she expect not to be? And if she’s as anti-establishment as her outfit suggests, shouldn’t she be growing her own ingredients and making her own pesto quinoa rather than supporting a massive global company like Aldi, owner of Trader Joe’s?

That sounds good, pesto quinoa. I’ve got to get Secondshade on that. Enjoy the Specimen of the Week. She might be Specimen of the Year; she’s certainly one of the best I’ve ever found. What do you think?

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

Ugly-Pants Alert! Under the Rainbow

I didn’t know rainbows could shart.

Under the Rainbow

Ugly-Pants Alert! Completely Recyclable

I doubt it. No one’s going to want any of this.

Completely Recyclable

Bad Execution

It’s too bad that the bastard executioner couldn’t have gotten this one; I hear that the show’s been cancelled.

Bad Execution

And the Beat Goes On

“It looks like Cher ate Sonny and a peacock shat on her.”—Secondshade

This hippie beats the competition to become our Specimen of the Week!

And the Beat Goes On

Schmatta, Schmatta, Schmatta

He can’t give it away on Seventh Avenue.

Schmatta, Schmatta, Schmatta

Sioux-she and the Banshees

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

Sioux-she and the Banshees

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Human Equivalent of Chamomile Tea

I don’t know. This outfit just makes me want to jump under the covers and sleep.

The Human Equivalent of Chamomile Tea