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Ugly-Pants Alert! Whose Broad Stripes and Bright Stars, Part II

These leggings are nothing new, but she took the patriotism up a notch with the scarf around her ass.

Happy Fourth of July!

Whose Broad Stripes and Bright Stars, Part II

Living in America

Hand to hand, station to station.

Our Independence Day celebration will go through tomorrow evening.

Living in America

Ugly-Pants Alert! Your Top It Was Apricot

You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.

Your Top It Was Apricot

To Thy Fair Flower Add the Rank Smell of Weeds

But why thy odour matcheth not thy show,
The solve is this, that thou dost common grow.

To Thy Fair Flower Add the Rank Smell of Weeds

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cow Is Free

But no one wants the milk.

This udderly appalling creature is our Specimen of the Week!

The Cow Is Free