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She Wants to Be Someone Who Believes

“She looks like she’s screwed every member of Counting Crows.”—Secondshade

She Wants to Be Someone Who Believes

Ugly-Pants Alert! Chasing Rainbows

Keep trying, sweetheart. It was nice of you to match the CVS display window, though.

Chasing Rainbows

Bad Execution

It’s too bad that the bastard executioner couldn’t have gotten this one; I hear that the show’s been cancelled.

Bad Execution

Ugly-Pants Alert! Don’t You Draw the Queen of Diamonds, Boy

She’ll beat you if she’s able.

I’m sure this one is able. She is our Specimen of the Week!

Don't You Draw the Queen of Diamonds, Boy

Moldy Vegetable

“The leggings are furry. I got nothing for this.”

No one does, Ashley, but thanks for the photo.

Moldy Vegetable

And the Beat Goes On

“It looks like Cher ate Sonny and a peacock shat on her.”—Secondshade

This hippie beats the competition to become our Specimen of the Week!

And the Beat Goes On

The Lady in Red Is Walking with Me

(Ass) cheek to cheek.

Fittingly, our AIDS Walk retrospective draws to a close with a specimen we found after we’d finished the walk proper. In total, we covered 13 miles that day, walking to and from the park as well as covering the official route. I wonder if the Lady in Red and her pal were as tired as we were.

The Lady in Red Is Walking with Me

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Wearing of the Green

There ought to be a law against the wearing of these pants.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

The Wearing of the Green

Camo Flotsam

Like our other Flotsam categories, Camo Flotsam will present mediocre specimens that don’t merit their own posts. The first four entries are below; look for more Flotsam in the coming weeks.

Camo Flotsam 1

Camo Flotsam 2

Camo Flotsam 3

Camo Flotsam 4