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Ugly-Pants Alert! Whose Broad Stripes and Bright Stars, Part II

These leggings are nothing new, but she took the patriotism up a notch with the scarf around her ass.

Happy Fourth of July!

Whose Broad Stripes and Bright Stars, Part II

Riches to Rags

If you’re going to spend several thousand dollars for the privilege of wearing bits of dead animals, at least buy something that’s tasteful.

I’m not even getting into the immorality of buying fur; most of my readers know how I feel about it.

Riches to Rags

Ugly-Pants Poll! Dippy Tipis

Dippy Tipis
Who wore it worse?

Exhibit A: Bent Tents

Dippy Tipis, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: Dodgy Lodges

Dippy Tipis, Exhibit B

Affront and Back

“I really wish I had gotten a back view of her as well,” writes Ashley. “That plain-looking black sweater is actually all lace in the back.”

Grateful to have been spared that sight, we start our Theme of the Week: Clashing Patterns!

Affront and Back

Floozy Flotsam, Part II—Black Bra Edition

Entries 11 through 20 in Floozy Flotsam sport black bras in inappropriate ways. See more Flotsam here.

Floozy Flotsam 11

Floozy Flotsam 12

Note his popped collar.

Floozy Flotsam 13

Floozy Flotsam 14

Floozy Flotsam 15

Floozy Flotsam 16

Floozy Flotsam 17

Floozy Flotsam 18

Floozy Flotsam 19

I saved the best for last.

Floozy Flotsam 20

Ugly-Pants Alert! Mood Indigo

She’s giving me the blues.

Mood Indigo

Laughing Would Be Easy if Your Colors Were Like My Dream

Red, gold, and green.

This Karma Chameleon is our Floral Specimen of the Week!

Laughing Would Be Easy if Your Colors Were Like My Dream

Ugly-Pants Alert! She’s Been Left on Her Own

Like a rainbow in the park.

She's Been Left on Her Own