She freelances as a traffic cone.
“Are they filming something? Yes, they’re filming, because no one would look that bad on purpose.”—Secondshade
That’ll get a cabdriver’s attention.
Espy more Häagen-Daze.
She combs her hair.
She’s like a rainbow.
Thus we begin our Theme of the Week: Abuse of Color!
I would have let her go, but the gloves are too precious.
And bad patterns.
Though I’m not sure the feeling is mutual.