Tag Archives: gingham

On the Boats and on the Planes

They’re coming to America.

These intrepid travelers are our Specimens of the Week! They also open our Independence Day celebration, which will run through Monday evening.

On the Boats and on the Planes

Ugly-Pants Poll! Oppan Gingham Style

Oppan Gingham Style
Who wore it worse?

 

(Here’s the reference, in case you want to torture yourself aurally and visually. )

Exhibit A: Red Pimpin’

Oppan Gingham Style, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: Green Gangsta

Oppan Gingham Style, Exhibit B

Wheel and Teal

The combination of acid wash and gingham is terrible, but at least she established a color theme. Then she destroyed that theme with the shoes.

Thus we roll into our Theme of the Week: Plaid and Check Patterns!

Wheel and Teal

Bad Squashes Make Bad Neighbors

“I had the misfortune of being in the same subway car as my preppy douchebag neighbor (the male half of the couple who put out the ugly squashes—the female is tiny and precious),” writes Miss Diagnoses. “I’m not sure if his faux lumberjack look is atrocious enough for FSOF, but I figured I’d send it anyway. I love the rolled up jeans, and I think he bought his boots beat up like that.”

Oh, it’s plenty atrocious. This manspreading lumbersexual launches our Theme of the Week: Plaid and Check Patterns!

Bad Squashes Make Bad Neighbors

Oh the Japanity! Part XXVI

Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a schoolgirl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school.

Of course they’re our Specimens of the Week. You can titter at more Japanity here.

Oh the Japanity! Part XXVI

Mystery Meat

Where’s the butcher from The Midnight Meat Train when you need him?

Mystery Meat