Tag Archives: ghetto

Ugly-Pants Alert! A Drop in Ridership

Things are slipping at the MTA.

Thus we roll into our Theme of the Week: Wardrobe Malfunctions!

A Drop in Ridership

She Comes in Colors Everywhere

She combs her hair.
She’s like a rainbow.

She Comes in Colors Everywhere

Living in America

Hand to hand, station to station.

Our Independence Day celebration will go through tomorrow evening.

Living in America

Backyard Games

I love it when a post writes itself. Thanks go to Annie B. for spotting this gamester, who is our Specimen of the Week!

Backyard Games

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

“She’s a one-woman Meet the Feebles.”—Secondshade

This mistress of puppets is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

Ugly-Pants Alert! Bandanarama, Part III

An ass is a terrible thing to waste.

Bandanarama is now its own category!

Bandanarama, Part III

To Thy Fair Flower Add the Rank Smell of Weeds

But why thy odour matcheth not thy show,
The solve is this, that thou dost common grow.

To Thy Fair Flower Add the Rank Smell of Weeds

You Got to Know When to Hold ‘Em, Know When to Fold ‘Em

Know when to walk away, and know when to run.

You Got to Know When to Hold 'Em, Know When to Fold 'Em