Tag Archives: geometric pattern

Ugly-Pants Alert! Perky Jerky

Not so perky, but definitely jerky.

This quirky shopper is our Specimen of the Week!

Perky Jerky

Ugly-Pants Alert! Tackily Tactile

I’m fascinated by the texture here. What are the pants made of? Are they puffy?

I do like the shoes. The bag is not an exact match, but it works with them. If only she’d gone with solid black pants, this would have been a win.

Tackily Tactile

Ugly-Pants Alert! You Can’t Judge a Book by Its Cover

But you can make a fairly accurate assumption.

You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover

Ugly-Pants Alert! She’ll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

Her back is broad, but it’s a’ hurtin.

She'll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

Bread and Butter

Their attire isn’t the only thing that’s nauseating.

Bread and Butter

Bottom Feeders

I don’t mean the fish.

Bottom Feeders

Ugly-Pants Alert! Off Course

To me these just scream golf. They would be fine on the links, where bold colors and patterns are acceptable and even commonplace. For walking around the city and taking in the sights? Not so much.

Off Course