Tag Archives: fur coat

Riches to Rags

If you’re going to spend several thousand dollars for the privilege of wearing bits of dead animals, at least buy something that’s tasteful.

I’m not even getting into the immorality of buying fur; most of my readers know how I feel about it.

Riches to Rags

Psychic Reading

In her future I see a lot of money coming from strange men.

Psychic Reading

It Shouldn’t Happen to a Dog

Hungarian sheepdogs should not be turned into clothing.

With this shaggy-dog story, we open our Theme of the Week: Animal Print and Fur!

It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cow Is Free

But no one wants the milk.

This udderly appalling creature is our Specimen of the Week!

The Cow Is Free

Ugly-Pants Alert! Wookiee for Trouble

Call the police. Someone’s tried to run over Chewbacca’s wife.

Wookiee for Trouble

The Eleventh Day of Fugmas: Gadzooks! The Bumble Snowmonster of the North Strikes Again

We’ll have to outwit the fiend with our superior intelligence.

Gadzooks! The Bumble Snowmonster of the North Strikes Again