If you’re going to spend several thousand dollars for the privilege of wearing bits of dead animals, at least buy something that’s tasteful.
I’m not even getting into the immorality of buying fur; most of my readers know how I feel about it.
In her future I see a lot of money coming from strange men.
Hungarian sheepdogs should not be turned into clothing.
With this shaggy-dog story, we open our Theme of the Week: Animal Print and Fur!
But no one wants the milk.
This udderly appalling creature is our Specimen of the Week!
Call the police. Someone’s tried to run over Chewbacca’s wife.
In theory it would be wrong to shoot her.
We’ll have to outwit the fiend with our superior intelligence.