Tag Archives: football

Ugly-Pants Alert! Fiesta Bowl

The look is certainly festive. Let us celebrate our Specimen of the Week.

Fiesta Bowl

Bronco Busting

“If their fans are dressing like this, it’s probably why the Denver Broncos lost to a last-place team,” writes Ashley.


The Krueger/Hipster Assbaby II, Dawg with a Bone, and Croc-Brained Schemer played well, but this fanatic has scored the winning touchdown. She is our Footwear Felon of the week!

Bronco Busting

Ugly-Pants Alert! Fumbling Towards Atrocity, Part II

Out for a crappuccino after her refereeing gig. See Part I.

Fumbling Towards Atrocity, Part II

Ugly-Pants Alert! Fumbling Towards Atrocity

On her way home to Williamsburg after refereeing a game of peewee football.

Fumbling Towards Atrocity

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get away from her.

At least I think those are chickens. I wanted to move in for a closer look, but she disappeared into the gloom, and it was too hot to traipse after her.

If only that soccer player on the poster could have come alive….

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?