Tag Archives: floral

Ugly-Pants Alert! Perky Jerky

Not so perky, but definitely jerky.

This quirky shopper is our Specimen of the Week!

Perky Jerky

Ugly-Pants Alert! She’ll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

Her back is broad, but it’s a’ hurtin.

She'll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

She Begs Your Pardon

She never promised you a rose garden.

She Begs Your Pardon

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Booty in Boteh

It was a tough choice among several qualified candidates, but this one best exemplifies the horrors to which paisley (boteh) can be put. She is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts the Booty in Boteh

Acid Rain

She’d have to be on something.

Acid Rain

Ugly-Pants Alert! Bandanarama, Part III

An ass is a terrible thing to waste.

Bandanarama is now its own category!

Bandanarama, Part III

Ketchup and Mustard

But unpalatable for all that.

Ketchup and Mustard