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Shade of the Evening

When they reached the door—a tall oval mouth, set in a wall fashioned in the likeness of a human face—the smallest dwarf Dany had ever seen was waiting on the threshold. He stood no higher than her knee, his face pinched and pointed, snoutish, but he was dressed in delicate livery of purple and blue, and his tiny pink hands held a silver tray. Upon it rested a slender crystal glass filled with a thick blue liquid: shade of the evening, the wine of warlocks. “Take and drink,” urged Pyat Pree.

“Will it turn my lips blue?”

“One flute will serve only to unstop your ears and dissolve the caul from off your eyes, so that you may hear and see the truths that will be laid before you.”

—from A Clash of Kings by George R.R. Martin

This variant Daenerys unstops our Theme of the Week: Abuse of Color!

Shade of the Evening

The Lady in Red Is Walking with Me

(Ass) cheek to cheek.

Fittingly, our AIDS Walk retrospective draws to a close with a specimen we found after we’d finished the walk proper. In total, we covered 13 miles that day, walking to and from the park as well as covering the official route. I wonder if the Lady in Red and her pal were as tired as we were.

The Lady in Red Is Walking with Me

Ugly-Pants Alert! Tiger Bomb

CITES needs to ban these pants.

It was a tough call between this one and the Greenmarket Shopper, but the cornea-melting mix of patterns gives her the edge. She is our Specimen of the Week!

Tiger Bomb

Grow Your Garden with Greenmarket

No, thanks.

Grow Your Garden with Greenmarket

Ugly-Pants Alert! Stuff and Nonsense

New on A&E: Hoarders: Ugly-Pants Unit.

Stuff and Nonsense

Ugly-Pants Alert! Green Hell

Here in this place lies the genie of douche.
Touch it, see it, WHOA.

(With apologies to The Misfits.)

I usually blur out the faces, because I’m considerate like that, but this petulant assclown deserves to be seen in his entirety. Enjoy.

Green Hell