Tag Archives: eyes

Modigliani’s Nightmare

Sadness in the Rain.

Modigliani's Nightmare

Catshit Crazy

“Are the multiple scrunchies a ranking system for crazy cat ladies? She must be an officer.”—Secondshade

Catshit Crazy

Ugly-Pants Alert! Saturday in the Park

People reaching, people touching, a real celebration (not).

Saturday in the Park

Ugly-Pants Alert! Harper’s Bizarre

It’s as if a fashion magazine threw up on her legs. And does Christy Turlington know that her image is being abused in this manner?

This fashion rag is our Specimen of the Week!

Harper's Bizarre

Ugly-Pants Alert! He Took the Road Less Traveled By

And that has made all the difference.

He Took the Road Less Traveled By

Ugly-Pants Alert! Elephants Never Forget

But I wish I could.

Elephants Never Forget

He’s Talkin’ about X!

I only know that your last name … your last name, X, is a symbol … of which all African Americans, from old Mississippi preachers to the Yankee Stadium bleachers. From the topper down, not the bottom up. Gibbety gibbety. Rat-a-tat-tat. I’m talkin’ about X!

X as in great civil rights leader Malcolm X. X as in five-star Las Vegas hotel Excalibur. X as in X-Files, or the show Extra, which is better than Inside Edition. X as in the movie Exorcist III. X as in the band X, and not the Brand X. The X-Man, Nightcrawler and Colossus. X as in I’ll … take … Charlie … Weaver … to block!

—Darrell Hammond as Jesse Jackson, The Dark Side with Nat X, Saturday Night Live

He's Talkin' about X!