Before she goes completely around the bend.
Fittingly, I found her at the ferry terminal. She’s our Specimen of the Week!
Ugly-Pants Alert! Jesus, Take the Wheel
Leave a reply
Tag Archives: diamond pattern
Ugly-Pants Alert! Screwball
But she scored a Homer (not sorry).
She’s a Little Verklempt
Talk amongst yourselves.
She’s No Slouch
But her boots are.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Getting Schooled
“I think the wellies were a nice touch on this 70-degree day,” writes Annie B. “And they kinda match her bra, which I really didn’t need to see.”
Ugly-Pants Alert! Tackily Tactile
I’m fascinated by the texture here. What are the pants made of? Are they puffy?
I do like the shoes. The bag is not an exact match, but it works with them. If only she’d gone with solid black pants, this would have been a win.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Laying It On Thick, Part II
More impasto pants, with a bolder palette this time. See Part I.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Attack of the Radioactive Spiders
They burn your retinas, then kill.
We Are Two Ladies! Part XIX
“We do ladies’ things! Going to yoga, carrying huge bags, wearing atrocious leggings … and shit.
—paraphrasing Emily Howard, rubbish transvestite, Little Britain
(Spot more Two Ladies.)
Ugly-Pants Alert! You Can’t Judge a Book by Its Cover
But you can make a fairly accurate assumption.
