Tag Archives: denim

Beauty and the Creeps

Why so apologetic, dear? I think we all like beauty, though your grammar’s a little faulty. (“I like beauty. Is not my fault.”)

Mickey Mantle and his teammates like to stand around and look like hipster douches, I guess.

Beauty and the Creeps

A Delicate Question

Continuing on a topic from yesterday, I wonder whether an aggressively hetero male (such as our own secondshade) would say that a dude who wears these shorts deserves to have his dong chopped off. If this specimen dry cleans his jeans, I’m thinking that his should probably come off.

Delicate Question

Oh the Japanity! Part II

Please, son, wish it into the cornfield.

(Glimpse more Japanity here.)

Oh the Japanity! Part II