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Ugly-Pants Alert! The Hills Are Alive

With the look of tacky.

The Hills Are Alive

Sweating for Christ

Happy Easter.

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Sweating for Christ 1

Sweating for Christ 2

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pickpocket

He should pick up his pants while he’s at it.

This sad sagger starts our Theme of the Week: Wardrobe Malfunctions!


Faunal Flotsam, Part II—Feline Edition

Entries 11 through 20 in our Faunal Flotsam category have leopard print as their motif. See more Flotsam here.

Faunal Flotsam 11

Faunal Flotsam 12

Faunal Flotsam 13

Faunal Flotsam 14

Faunal Flotsam 15

Faunal Flotsam 16

Faunal Flotsam 17

Faunal Flotsam 18

Faunal Flotsam 19

Faunal Flotsam 20

These Colors Don’t Run

Though I kind of wish they did.

(With apologies to Iron Maiden.)

These Colors Don't Run

Ugly-Pants Poll! Their Fug Is Marching On

Their Fug Is Marching On
Who wore it best?

[Update—December 26, 2013. A fourth instance of crucifix pants!]

Exhibit A: The Tit Spiller

“Nothing says ‘slutty Christian’ like a Puerto Rican in crucifix pants, and her tits spilling onto the sidewalk of Surf Avenue,” observes Snapper, who obtained this specimen. Now don’t get testy, people: Snapper is Puerto Rican, so she’s allowed to say this.

The Tit Spiller

Exhibit B: The Apostle of the Sacred Heart of Hello Kitty

The Backpacker for Christ and Hello Kitty

Exhibit C: The Office-Casual Christian

The Office-Casual Christian

The Summer’s Gone, and All the Roses Falling

This is a sad moment. The final entry in our two-week run of summer floral marks the end of the season. No doubt we’ll have more flower shows during the fall and winter, but they won’t be as colorful or as bold.

I leave you with this piece of advice: when collecting fearsome specimens, use the architecture around you. The column behind which I hid, at left, saved me from a probable ass whoopin’.

The Summer's Gone