Tag Archives: crop top

Triple Bypass

As in, you’d be wise to bypass all three of these hoes.

Triple Bypass

Wild, Wild West

It’s my policy not to make fun of people from non-Western cultures in their native dress. The shirt, bag, and shoes make this one fair game.

Wild, Wild West

The Lady in Red Is Walking with Me

(Ass) cheek to cheek.

Fittingly, our AIDS Walk retrospective draws to a close with a specimen we found after we’d finished the walk proper. In total, we covered 13 miles that day, walking to and from the park as well as covering the official route. I wonder if the Lady in Red and her pal were as tired as we were.

The Lady in Red Is Walking with Me

Grow Your Garden with Greenmarket

No, thanks.

Grow Your Garden with Greenmarket

Spider-Skank! Spider-Skank!

I wish I could take credit for that line.

Spider Skank! Spider Skank!

Floozy Flotsam

Like our other Flotsam categories, Floozy Flotsam will air out specimens that have been gathering dust in my collection. The first ten entries are below; look for more Flotsam in the coming weeks.

Floozy Flotsam 1

Floozy Flotsam 2

Floozy Flotsam 3

Floozy Flotsam 4

Floozy Flotsam 5

Floozy Flotsam 6

(Thanks go to Ashley for the photo below.)

Floozy Flotsam 7

Floozy Flotsam 8

Floozy Flotsam 9

Floozy Flotsam 10

Daisy, Daisy

Give me your answer, don’t.

Daisy, Daisy

Girls Just Wanna Have Fug

I think a Cyndi Lauper video erupted on her skirt.

As if to complete the 1980s motif, her friend’s got a Flock of Seagulls—literally—on her dress. Scroll down for close-ups.

[Update—March 10, 2014. Another Lauper/Seagulls combo sighted!]

Girls Just Wanna Have Fug

Girls Just Wanna Have Fug, Close-up 1

Girls Just Wanna Have Fug, Close-up 2