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Ugly-Pants Alert! The Hills Are Alive

With the look of tacky.

The Hills Are Alive

Shade of the Evening

When they reached the door—a tall oval mouth, set in a wall fashioned in the likeness of a human face—the smallest dwarf Dany had ever seen was waiting on the threshold. He stood no higher than her knee, his face pinched and pointed, snoutish, but he was dressed in delicate livery of purple and blue, and his tiny pink hands held a silver tray. Upon it rested a slender crystal glass filled with a thick blue liquid: shade of the evening, the wine of warlocks. “Take and drink,” urged Pyat Pree.

“Will it turn my lips blue?”

“One flute will serve only to unstop your ears and dissolve the caul from off your eyes, so that you may hear and see the truths that will be laid before you.”

—from A Clash of Kings by George R.R. Martin

This variant Daenerys unstops our Theme of the Week: Abuse of Color!

Shade of the Evening

Boobclops

A tit for an eye makes the whole world blind.

It’s no contest: Boobclops is our Specimen of the Week!

Boobclops