Tag Archives: circles

Ugly-Pants Alert! Jesus, Take the Wheel

Before she goes completely around the bend.

Fittingly, I found her at the ferry terminal. She’s our Specimen of the Week!

Jesus, Take the Wheel

Ugly-Pants Alert! Wheels Spinnin’ around My Brain

Driving you insane.

This high roller—as in, you’d have to be high to buy these leggings—is our Color Abuser of the Week!

Wheels Spinnin' around My Brain

She’s a Little Verklempt

Talk amongst yourselves.

She's a Little Verklempt

Ugly-Pants Alert! She’ll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

Her back is broad, but it’s a’ hurtin.

She'll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

That’s a Wrap

I think, with a dress underneath, and leggings underneath that.

That's a Wrap

IslamaBad

She raped an Islamic art exhibition for the shorts. The pseudo-tartan of the shirt isn’t helping. I wonder how many more cultures she can offend.

IslamaBad

Ugly-Pants Alert! Grey Matter

Both too much and not enough.

Grey Matter

Ugly-Pants Alert! Karma Is a Bitch

If these horrendous interpretations of the wheel of life are any indication.

 Karma Is a Bitch