Tag Archives: cellulite

Beaming with Pride

We postpone the start of our Theme of the Week to wish our LGBT readers a happy Pride!

Beaming with Pride

I Scream, You Scream

We all scream at this scheme.

I Scream, You Scream

Mammas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Hosebeasts

‘Cause they’ll never stay home and they’ll always be hoes.

Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Hosebeasts

Legs of Clay

Now before you tell me how mean I am, I’ll say that my thighs aren’t flawlessly smooth—shocking, I know!— but I’m not parading them around in Daisy Dukes. This isn’t a good look for anyone over 12.

Legs of Clay

Triple Bypass

As in, you’d be wise to bypass all three of these hoes.

Triple Bypass

Mother’s Little Helper

Life’s just much too hard today.

Mother's Little Helper

Ugly-Pants Alert! Bringing Up the Rear

I hope these two know each other, otherwise she’s in clear violation of subway etiquette.

Bringing Up the Rear

If Ever We Needed a Bonfire

I’m sorry, Brits. I truly am. If you want to declare war on us, I’ll understand. However, note the socks: is she trying to make a statement about UK-US amity, or is she just one of those clueless people who think that everything red, white, and blue has to do with America?

Tomorrow we turn from our celebration of Guy Fawkes Day—if you can call it a celebration—and back to our regularly scheduled Theme.

If Ever We Needed a Bonfire