Tag Archives: candy

Ugly-Pants Alert! Brainless Candy

Now I’m thinking of all the nasty sayings that could fit on a candy heart.

And no, that’s not a stalker at right; it’s our own Secondshade. He’s creepy, of course, but not in a stalker kind of way.

Our Valentine’s Weekend Extravaganza goes through tomorrow evening.

Brainless Candy

Warp and Woof

Two weaves and some VPL (visible panty line).

Warp and Woof

Bob’s Cherry Lumps

More lump than cherry, really.

Bob's Cherry Lumps

Ugly-Pants Alert! Wack O’Lantern

I took this photo in January.

We interrupt our regularly scheduled Theme to bring you the Halloween Weekend Fugstravaganza, which will run through Sunday evening.

Wack O'Lantern

Ugly-Tights Poll! Pixy Stix

I’m sure you remember these.

Pixy Stix
Who wore it better?

Exhibit A: Pour Some Sugar on Her

Pixy Stix, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: C’mon, Fire Her Up

Pixy Stix, Exhibit B

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Original Candy Wafer

“It looks like her ass is made of NECCO wafers.”—Secondshade

The Original Candy Wafer

Representing the Lollipop Guild

“I wonder—is she a Fashion-Week victim, or just a delusional ho?”—secondshade

(This photo was taken during Fashion Week in September.)

WIth these socks, which remind me of multicolored swirl lollipops, we begin our week of Felonious Footwear.

Representing the Lollipop Guild