Tag Archives: Britain

If Ever We Needed a Bonfire

I’m sorry, Brits. I truly am. If you want to declare war on us, I’ll understand. However, note the socks: is she trying to make a statement about UK-US amity, or is she just one of those clueless people who think that everything red, white, and blue has to do with America?

Tomorrow we turn from our celebration of Guy Fawkes Day—if you can call it a celebration—and back to our regularly scheduled Theme.

If Ever We Needed a Bonfire

Union Jackass

I’m going to need the booze to cope with these pants.

We interrupt our regularly scheduled Theme to wish our British readers a happy Guy Fawkes Day!

Union Jackass

A Big Dummy for Guy Fawkes Day

May we burn him?

A Big Dummy for Guy Fawkes Day

Ugly-Pants Poll! Allied Offensives

We take a break from our regularly scheduled Theme to mark the 70th anniversary of D-Day.

Allied Offensives
Who wore it better?

Exhibit A: Assault from the Rear

You’ll remember her from a previous post.

Allied Offensives, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: 79th Infantry Division

Allied Offensives, Exhibit B

A Bird on the Back Is Worth Two in the Bush

Me: “Aw, look, she’s got birds on her vest.”
Secondshade: “Yeah, and I’ve got crust on my dick.”

I don’t know how his mind works, people. Don’t even ask.

Happy Thanksgiving! As we’re vegan, we won’t be having turkey, but I still felt it was important to mark the holiday. And I’m not leaving my British friends out—check out the bag on the woman at right.

A Bird on the Back Is Worth Two in the Bush

Union Jerk

I don’t get the trend of putting flags on articles of clothing. At best, it’s silly, as these boots are; at worst, it’s tasteless and even disrespectful, as is wearing the Union Jack and Old Glory on one’s ass.

Union Jerk

Ugly-Pants Alert! Keep Your Eye on the Grand Old Fug

I don’t know. I’m thinking that the US should declare war on Britain just to prevent another joint atrocity like this.

Grand Old Fug